A reminder that smoking is bad

Ashley's Seat Of Power

At this moment in time this rear holds all the power, world peace, starvation, love, hate, life. Everything! The only problem is that it only has a life span of about 3 years then all the power will be passed onto another young 'firm' contender.

Bouncing Babe Fest

Go shawties!! it's possibly your birthday, so one has to party like it is their birthday, and if it isn't so what! Shake that fine rump anyway because you've got a fan in me, I might even join you if I can find out where you live...

Sexism Rulez!

It's a tough world out there filled with some harsh realities, especially when it comes to equal opportunities - In their defense, fat ugly chicks do try harder....

bathroom ninja.

Comedian brings his stand up routine to a bunch of preschoolers

He loves his young audience, and they love him

There's Nothin' Wrong... Is There?

Grinding your ugly bits on the dance floor, it's what school dances are for. And if you try and tell the kids that's it's not, prepare yourself to get pwnd, like this principal does - he becomes the recipient of smart one-liners and back chat.

Grid16

16 games, all played smushed together in a grid!

A Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel

A woman who's attracted to a Ferris Wheel she's loved for decades — it's known as objectum sexuality (so I'm told), and describes when humans form romantic feelings for inanimate objects.

Oldsnatch.com

There's nothing like a hot, feisty older lady. But this goes beyond the cougar aged sort, into grimmer territory. To the sort that dribble from every orifice and have varicose veins rather than skin. This guy's into it, and a degenerate of the highest order.