Drunk Times with Hot Girls - Vaginas

The Simple Pick Up guys are out on the streets making with the lulz, this time asking girls about vajayjays. They've all got one so this should make for some interesting cultural commentary, if you look upon it as an anthropological study.

Keep Your Eyes On The........

Its a simple game all you have to do is follow the cup with the ball in it. Well is sounds easy but it is really difficult to keep you peepers off her keepers if you know what i'm saying.

Some kid's grabbing a whole handful of ass

Prayers For Bobby - Premieres Next Saturday at 9pm/8c on Lifetime

Academy Award nominee and Golden Globe winner Sigourney Weaver stars in this emotional true story about a 1970s religious suburban housewife and mother who struggles to accept her young son Bobby being gay. What happens to Bobby is tragic and causes Mary to question her faith; ultimately this mom changes her views in ways that she never could have imagined. Premiering Saturday January 24th at 9pm/8c on Lifetime.

Let Me Violate Her

You lucky people, you get a second, raunchier dose of the one camgirl to rule them all

Best Ride Ever?

Crushing orgasm alert! There's nothing like a blow to the confidence by being told a slingshot ride is a better lover than you are, next thing he knows she'll have left him for the slingshot and he'll be left to pick up the pieces. Good vibrations, indeed

Monday Morning Dump

So, the world didn't end despite Gangnam Style getting over 1bn views on Youtube. I thought if anything would kickstart the apocalypse it would be that nonsense. Anyway, here are some pics to celebrate! WOO YAY!

Group Photobomb

Well this is pleasant, a nice happy group shot but... ewwww. It might take you a while to spot exactly what the photobomb is in this photo, but when you do, you'll be sick. There's a hint for you in that sentence. Good luck.

Bow an' Arrow

How do you get from bow an' arrow to boner? Well you give a set to a three year old kid and then you kill yourself with the lulz as he pronounces it completely wrong but completely hilariously. Cue dad recording it all for, erm, posterity.

Michael Jackass as Michael Jackson

Teaching us all about moonwalking